A SERIES OF HAIKU ABOUT AUTUM

the sky is not dumb
especially on Mondays
it knows to hate me

rain falls on my face
it must know that today
I am not thirsty

I don't care about
Septa going on a strike
this city is fat

fall is the best time
of the year because
it is not too hot or cold

why in the heavens
is that girl wearing a skirt
I am not aroused